This site is for salmon only. You are too old to be a salmon.
Salmon usually only live to be 2 to 7 years old. Steelhead, which are special, have been known to get up to 11 years old!
If you are actually a salmon, please e-mail support@salmonmaps.org for access and CC Nathaniel O'Reply <noreply@guinnessworldrecords.com> to secure your place in history.
I am this many years old (round up):